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Being an adult is stressful at the best of times, being an adult from 2020 onwards is a whole different kettle of shit
Smells like: Anxiety, mixed with confusion on a bed of despair
Our Happy Birthday candle is short, sweet an to the point – would you like us to include someones first name? Let us know in your order comments!
Smells like: Another year of listening to your shite
Each 220g #Scandle is made using a blend of rapeseed and coconut wax infused with one of our premium fragrances.
Were you socially distant, before social distancing was a thing? Us too.
Smells like: I’m just not that bothered with people in general
Let us know what year you would like on the candle in the message section when placing your order
One for all the Irish mammies, who don’t want thanks for anything and warn us not to be getting them anything, wasting our money on them. This one’s for them.
Smells like: Tears, Tantrums, Sleepless Nights and That Loan I’ll Never Pay Back
600 points in the leaving, you say? Well done brainbox!
Smells Like: Granny lit all the candles
We all know someone who will think our angle candle is acute, right?
Smells Like: I love you obtusely
Want this candle with a different coloured label? Let us know in your order comments at the checkout.
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